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Post by scotty on May 12, 2008 15:31:24 GMT -5
i was on a date with a polish babe last night.
and again tonight.
thoughts?
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Post by fordcore on May 13, 2008 1:06:23 GMT -5
My thoughts? Of course, it's a motherfucking 'bravo, bro!'... however, you'll need to give me some more details...
1) name
2) Poland as in from Poland, or Poland as in her parents were born in Poland... there's a big difference, trust me
3) cheese sandwich?
4) awesome boobs? Poland kinda excels in boobs... what can I say... and I'm not even a boob kinda guy
5) additional comments welcome... c'mon guy, don't tease me like that
Matt
Ohhhhh 6) Polish accent? That shit is hot in an evil Bond-girl kinda way
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Post by scotty on May 13, 2008 9:12:30 GMT -5
1) dominika (i don't know how to spell her last name yet, i'll work on that) 2) born in poland, raised there until the age of 9, moved to fredericton nb and then to ottawa. she's 26 now. 3) she used to have a cheese (not dairy, but cheese) allergy actually. she hasn't had cheese in awhile. 4) haven't seen the boobs yet, but i know there isn't much there. to me that means awesome! 5) she's really beautiful, tall and slim with a very euro face. we made out a lot last night and watched the goonies. her parents have a weiner dog. she's a graphic designer. i was super stoked when i found out she was polish and then proceeded to talk about you for about 10 minutes.  6) no accent that i can detect, but she can speak fluent polish as it's her first language. |
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Post by scotty on May 13, 2008 10:57:17 GMT -5
full name: Dominika Kowalczyk
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Post by fordcore on May 13, 2008 17:37:10 GMT -5
Dude...
Dominika is a tight name...sounds good already. I'm into it!
Ask her where she was born, where her parents come from, etc... I've probably been there unless it's some village 'gdzie diabe³ mowi dobranoc'... which is Polish for 'in the middle of nowhere', although translated literally, it means 'where the devil says goodnight'... which is totally fucking heavy metal badass.
Q) Where the fuck is Deep River, dude?
A) Dude, it's where the devil says goodnight!
If you want to impress her... try these out:
Jesteœ œliczna. (You're lovely)
Masz piêknie oczy. ( You have beautiful eyes.)
Daj mi buzi. (Kiss me)
Robij me lody (Give me a blowjob. Literally, it means 'make me ice cream haha)
Kochanie, chcia³bym jeœæ twoja dupa. (Baby, I want to eat your ass.)
Pani ma bardzo fajnie góry miêsny... nie za du¿y ale nie za ma³y...s¹ cycy ¿e Goldilocks chce. (My lady has really awesome mountains of meat...not too big but not too small...they're the tits that Goldilocks wants.)
Let me know how those work for ya, OK?
Matt
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Post by dh on May 13, 2008 18:33:58 GMT -5
Robij me lody (Give me a blowjob. Literally, it means 'make me ice cream haha) phenom. |
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Post by scotty on May 14, 2008 10:06:41 GMT -5
i'll find out where she was born asap.
i tried "Daj mi buzi" and it worked. she was totally stoked that i appeared to take time out of my day to figure out that translation. i told her you helped me out.
mizzy ford, a king among men.
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Post by xjayhux on May 14, 2008 14:33:50 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Ford,
I know some polish broads, please post your awesome lines phonetically for me to use.
Thank you.
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Post by scotty on May 15, 2008 9:52:36 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Ford, I know some polish broads, please post your awesome lines phonetically for me to use. Thank you. mizzy, please translate sweaty dick. |
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Post by fordcore on May 16, 2008 17:55:23 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Ford, I know some polish broads, please post your awesome lines phonetically for me to use. Thank you. Jesteœ œliczna. (You're lovely) yes-tesh shleech-nah Masz piêknie oczy. ( You have beautiful eyes.) mash pyenk-nyeh aww-chi Daj mi buzi. (Kiss me) dai me buzhi Robij me lody (Give me a blowjob. Literally, it means 'make me ice cream haha) I fucked this up... should be zrób mi lody (pronounced zroob me lod-i Kochanie, chcia³bym jeœæ twoja dupa. (Baby, I want to eat your ass.) koh-han-yeh, h-chyow-wbim yeshch twoya doo-pah Pani ma bardzo fajnie góry miêsny... nie za du¿y ale nie za ma³y...s¹ cycy ¿e Goldilocks chce. (My lady has really awesome mountains of meat...not too big but not too small...they're the tits that Goldilocks wants.) pan-nee mah bardzo fay-nyeh goo-ri myens-ni...nyeh za duzhi ale nyeh za mah-wi...sawn tsi-tsi zhe goldilocks hu-tse Oh, and Scotty... sweaty dick is spocony fiut (spawts-awn-i fyoot) Have fun with that boys haha! |
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Post by christine on Jun 23, 2008 15:09:12 GMT -5
I am pleased to see this 'cheese sandwhich' thing has taken off. its true though and I base this on all the peters I went to elementary school with.
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Post by scotty on Jun 25, 2008 15:03:10 GMT -5
chrissy, dominika use to be served (by her mother) open faced cheese sandwiches. they were ALWAYS with ham coldcuts. they would be eaten with knife and fork.
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